Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Who Can Beat Voldemort?



Seeing as how this is a very Harry Potter month and after reading the Gizmodo post "Voldemort Vs. Terminator, Who Wins?" yesterday we got into the discussion of who can beat Voldemort? Terminator obviously would lose because Voldemort has magic. Gandalf the White (obviously Gandalf the Gray is no match) would be a good match in my opinion but David Lock beieves that J.R.R. Tolkien magic is no match for J. K. Rowling magic. Sauron is probably a good match to Voldemort. Optimus Prime probably has as much luck as the Terminator. Professor X or Magneto might be a good match.

I think it is safe to say the champion of this battle needs to have special powers other than super strength. Some argued that Superman has all those abilities but Voldemort would just summon some kryptonite leading to Superman's demise. Neo from the Matix has a good chance if Voldemort was in the Matrix. Galactus or Silver Surfer might have be able to take on Voldemort.

And last but not least what about the characters from Star Wars: Luke Skywalker, Obi-wan Kenobi, Yoda, Darth Vader and the Emperor. I think the Emperor would just blow the planet up with the Death Star, done end of story. Vader would do a super Jedi choke hold. I guess I'm not seeing much of a chance for Luke or Obiwan so that doesn't say much for the light side of the Force.

Who do you think could take Voldemort?

9 comments:

Rodrigo said...

TurboMan is my favorite hero.
Chris do you remember ?

Bye.

Rodrigo said...

The origins of Turboman, protector of Delphi developers everywhere.


http://www.videoplayer.es/ver-video/the-adventures-of-turboman---part-1/zrj2kJbizBA/

Chris B. said...

Rodrigo,

I was wondering if anyone would mention TurboMan. Do you think he has the abilities to take on Voldemort?

Nick said...

I think it is quite clear that Mighty Mouse could kick Voldemort's ass.

Rodrigo said...

Chris of course, he has the abilities.
don't forget the great superpowers

TurboMan superpowers include:

* Strength - Delphi Win32 Code.

* Super-speed - Ultra fast compilers (Delphi and C++ Builder).

* Flexibility to
to adapt to any situation
(Activex, APIS, DLLS, Sockets (NetWorking), Database Access, OpenGL, Serial)

Bye
Rodrigo.

Chris B. said...

Nick,

We've already had this conversation being that you sit in the office next to me. When Superman doesn't stand a chance, and you've already said that Might Mouse can't win against Superman, how could Mighty Mouse take on Voldemort?

Chris B. said...

Rodrigo,

And don't forget the breakpoint. I think the breakpoint would stop Voldemort in his tracks!

Holger said...

Not that I knew who could beat Who-is-Not-To-Be-Named, I know for sure though that WB might knock on your door soon if you do not remove the picture of big V. because of Copyright :-)

Anonymous said...

Darth Vader Would Destroy Voldemort force choked a dude over a video conference while he was talking to someone else

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